We hate ourselves...

We were just scrolling though the tv guide and Sarah Palin's Wild On, Alaskan Outdoor Cocktail Party, We Antagonize Kate Because We Can was on. We were trying to flip to HD Theatre (pronounced with a snobby "Tee-ah-tra!"), ESPN or something violent, we swear.

We hate ourselves because we were tempted to tune in... We guess we really just wanted to prove to ourselves that it wasn't just a sick joke that this anal seepage was really on television. We ALMOST tuned in -- didn't. Sarah Plain = 0; Pissed Off Dems = 1.

BTW -- half-informed complaint here -- we are also pissed off about the Dream Act.

Good. Grief. We don't want to offer citizenship to law abiding taxpayers who serve in the military? Which part is offensive to Kay Bailey "I Cheer Because I Can" Hutchison and John "I Get Ornery When I Ain't Killin'" Cornyn: the brown skin or the fact that these folks pay taxes?